dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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