fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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