How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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