Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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