we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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