Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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