Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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