I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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