fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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