dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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