Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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