We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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