Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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