Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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