New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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