yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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