NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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