Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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