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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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