is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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