It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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