awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
His nipple licking is glorious
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