so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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