That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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