But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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