well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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