my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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