We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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