I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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