Christians are straight up FREAKS
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
