I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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