We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
