Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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