some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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