you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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