Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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