chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
