she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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