Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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