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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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