did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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