she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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