so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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