I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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