I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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