ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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