No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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