So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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