I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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