dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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