isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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