Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Nicole vs. Life
kristin has been a bad kristin
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
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It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
im holly from the hills drunk
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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