Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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