Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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not ubering you a puppy
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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