dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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