a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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