Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
