i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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