sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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