Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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