ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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